I am doing NOTHING today. Yesterday I power cleaned for Kevs birthday. Today it si still not bad. Alot of laundry to fold and put away and there were a ton of dishes that I already did. :)

I am making spegetti for supper, I think Ill do the sauce in the slowcooker.

I kept samara home today. she coughed all night last night.

Well off to listen to some music.

SO I Totally Read Something funny today...

Over at :

http://thebloggess.com/

She is funny ;)

And so a totally sex filled post.

The good the bad, teh disturbing and the ugly.... Even uglier when Kev remembers that I have a blog and decides to get caught up on what I am disclosing to you people who may or may not read this so that he can come after me later with it.

Yes. He does do that. He even mocks it.

SO FREAKING MEAN.

Heres a disclosure... Ill bet if he still kept a diary (JOURNAL!!! HE KEEPS SAYING) he would be writing about his best day at work ever... today.... and why? Because today he gets to mow the lawn at the hotel using the rideon mower all day.... for a guy with no drivers license that ride on is quite the experience.


Oh yeah. Sex.

Lets start with teh disturbing HAHA.

Ive informed Kev that I think his boss *Jim* (bet you think the stars make that an alias... Ill let you decide...) would be pretty good in the sack ;) Much better than his coworker *Colin* who is a skinny little tall fella... that another housekeeper thinks is "tasty" her words not mine... I waqs going to try to think of a sexy fake name for *colin* but the best I come up with is Preston or Ashton. UGH. HAHA I suck at teh sexy names I guess. Give me a _________ anyday... :P

*Jim* is a quietish guy with a funny sense of humor. (I think). And aparently he is sexist and anti woman... Never slept with a he-man woman hater before.... I think it would be wild!

hehhehheh

Anyway.

THeres always *Maurece* Cant spell maureese... Ah well... He is not attractive and I think he tried to flirt with me one day. (Ill let yall know when Kev asks me about it). HAHA.

On to the bad.

Seriously, brad pitt does nothing for me. Maybe some of his roles and characters... not him. And I cant really thing of a role I found him sexy in.... Maybe interview with a vampire but who WASNT sexy in that... Oh christian slater, the things I would do to you.

*sorry Kev... You could come too... hes an acter, Ill bet he is openminded.*

Cant see myself in an orgy... REALLY cant see Kev there... LOL.

The good?

Vampire Bill in the show Trublood.

I am not sure but Eric is NOT ATTRACTIVE to me... I have high hopes for the character next season... Eric in the book makes me moist... In the show? he is a little thin... his face anyway. looks good in a tank top I guess.

I love anna paquins breasts in that show. If I ever get mine fixed I want hers.

The V addicted girl with Jason has small TINY man nipples while were talking about breasts. I want normal nipples thanks. (and by normal I mean nippley, not TEENY).

Lets add that I want to devour edward cullen in book and movie. Kev says that makes me wierd becuase it is a book written about teenagers for teenagers. No different that "barely legal" age girls in porn haha. (Kev doesnt like porn though). (he is wierd).

Robert Pattinson is only a year younger than me anyway... I feel wierd thinking that Jacob is hot... the actor is ohhh 16? HAHA. I am a cougar RAWR.

Dont get me started on Gerard Butler... HOLY he is perfect. It scares me. Just try to take away ps I love you... (I need to get that movie...)

Talking about actors, I absolutly love toni collette! ;)

BLOG. The Why oh Why Edition *added bonus, a poke of fun at boo's expense*

Holy farkin hell Donavan wont go to sleep. Shithead that he is.

Samara wont either... because her curtains arnt up...

Went to walmart to exchange my bike*. I think I like this one better...

*bike met Ryan... my brother who breaks my things and has done so since I was about 7. according to him he was biking hard pulling the kids the other day while babysitting, standing, peddling, going side to side hard with the handles bars (you knoiw what I mean) when sunndenly without notice SNAP! A foot pedel came off. APARENTLY he barely survived. Then had to walk teh bike *pulling kids* home again.* Ill bet you hear my sympathy. Yes I laughed when he told me. the visual was TOTALLY worht the bike...

Side note, Ill get a picture (like the shaq and ben stein commercial) of him standng beside a regular sized person to show you out of towners why the thought was so funny...

Meanwhile as a visual aid... picture it.... 6ft 4 or 5... 240lbs plus of blond athletic boy muscle, thinks he is THE MAN 16 year old guy. (Who is called Boo by family becuase he was SUCH A FRICKING CRY BABY when he was little.... He was also called cryin ryan for a long while... and cry guy.... what a sook.)


So I think the worker guys are almost done... maybe? Samaras room pretty well is anyway. (I think?) UGH.

Betty's again tomorrow I guess.

Yes it is A BLOG.

Finally a day devoted to me... Lets call it Lisa Day and eat cake.

In reality it is victoria day and if I want cake I'd better make it myself!

The workers arnt coming today and I dont work... And samara has the day off of school. Yes friends I did score big here.

It is my day to hopefully heal. I am not even wearing a bra...

I am writing a story for a friend and today is the day to finish it!

I might even finally explore my twilight dvd!

I am going to plan a gorgeous supper for my family and put away clothes so we can eat it at the table.

Today I am wonderwoman!

:P

Good Grief I am boring!

Nothing really new to put out there. Its friday, I work saturday and sunday. Workmen are coming monday and Ill have both kids. Hurrah. :P:P

Trying to get some stuff done. the guys said theyd paint for us If we peel the paper. By monday I want to have the livingroom done at least! Anyone have a paint scraper they want to lend?? Henri, Ill be calling you LOL!

Donavan is crabby already so I am thinking he is going to bed at normal time but samara is staying up til 8 tonght. She is excited. LOL.

Idiot messaged me for teh first time in FOREVER wants to see mar sat or sunday. I told him she is avail both days but will be with sitters and to let me know. Obviously itll be sunday (I assume) because still no word. BLAH.

SORE BACK!

I really do need my seat lowered! MY shoulders hurt from this mornings ride. Too much slouching to reach teh handlebars.

Workers came yesterday to do our walls and shower surround... they ripped the whole wall from the livingroom and go half teh drywall back up. Just half. Theyre supposed to be back this morning and working on but it is 10 to 11 and no sign. UGH. There is plastic through the cetner of the livingroom. I cant live like this. UGH. I am all packed and ready for the day at sherry's but low and behold no workers.

I really want it done so I can clean up and get this house into shape. UGH.

I am Ravenous But Ill Make This As Long As I Can

And not just the title.

We are all moved in and everything hooked up finally!!! I am loving my new trailer and the sense of awesome that I get looking out at our YARD! I had the kids out the other day to play, DOnavan had a blast.

Bought a bike and trailer to pull the kids. It is a way to get samara to school basically. I am loving biking but pulling her and donavan sucks. She is heavy and hard on my legs. LOL. It takes me a half hour a way (Because by the time I get home I have been gone about an hour.)

I am getting things done though. Today I hit roddy woods for meat on my way back. tomorrow henri wants to go to tims. Sherry is off though so I am hoping she takes her to and from school for me.

Going to my parents house for my mother's birthday. Gotta see if Kev will keep teh kids for an hour becuase its hard to have them out there with the dogs jumping around. UGH. Ask me how exciting that is. UGH.