SO I Totally Read Something funny today...

Over at :

http://thebloggess.com/

She is funny ;)

And so a totally sex filled post.

The good the bad, teh disturbing and the ugly.... Even uglier when Kev remembers that I have a blog and decides to get caught up on what I am disclosing to you people who may or may not read this so that he can come after me later with it.

Yes. He does do that. He even mocks it.

SO FREAKING MEAN.

Heres a disclosure... Ill bet if he still kept a diary (JOURNAL!!! HE KEEPS SAYING) he would be writing about his best day at work ever... today.... and why? Because today he gets to mow the lawn at the hotel using the rideon mower all day.... for a guy with no drivers license that ride on is quite the experience.


Oh yeah. Sex.

Lets start with teh disturbing HAHA.

Ive informed Kev that I think his boss *Jim* (bet you think the stars make that an alias... Ill let you decide...) would be pretty good in the sack ;) Much better than his coworker *Colin* who is a skinny little tall fella... that another housekeeper thinks is "tasty" her words not mine... I waqs going to try to think of a sexy fake name for *colin* but the best I come up with is Preston or Ashton. UGH. HAHA I suck at teh sexy names I guess. Give me a _________ anyday... :P

*Jim* is a quietish guy with a funny sense of humor. (I think). And aparently he is sexist and anti woman... Never slept with a he-man woman hater before.... I think it would be wild!

hehhehheh

Anyway.

THeres always *Maurece* Cant spell maureese... Ah well... He is not attractive and I think he tried to flirt with me one day. (Ill let yall know when Kev asks me about it). HAHA.

On to the bad.

Seriously, brad pitt does nothing for me. Maybe some of his roles and characters... not him. And I cant really thing of a role I found him sexy in.... Maybe interview with a vampire but who WASNT sexy in that... Oh christian slater, the things I would do to you.

*sorry Kev... You could come too... hes an acter, Ill bet he is openminded.*

Cant see myself in an orgy... REALLY cant see Kev there... LOL.

The good?

Vampire Bill in the show Trublood.

I am not sure but Eric is NOT ATTRACTIVE to me... I have high hopes for the character next season... Eric in the book makes me moist... In the show? he is a little thin... his face anyway. looks good in a tank top I guess.

I love anna paquins breasts in that show. If I ever get mine fixed I want hers.

The V addicted girl with Jason has small TINY man nipples while were talking about breasts. I want normal nipples thanks. (and by normal I mean nippley, not TEENY).

Lets add that I want to devour edward cullen in book and movie. Kev says that makes me wierd becuase it is a book written about teenagers for teenagers. No different that "barely legal" age girls in porn haha. (Kev doesnt like porn though). (he is wierd).

Robert Pattinson is only a year younger than me anyway... I feel wierd thinking that Jacob is hot... the actor is ohhh 16? HAHA. I am a cougar RAWR.

Dont get me started on Gerard Butler... HOLY he is perfect. It scares me. Just try to take away ps I love you... (I need to get that movie...)

Talking about actors, I absolutly love toni collette! ;)