How about something to forever change your mind about reading my blog

My legs are so freaking hairy right now it scares me. If not for my resolution to be more feminine and "pretty" this year (at least make effort) I would totally take a picture and show anyone who accidently ended up here! BUT since it is not nice to brag that I have the hairiest legs on the block (men included) I wont.

I was going to shave tehm last night in teh bath but then I got cramps and my period officially started finally I had to debate the whole sitting in the tub on day 1 of the automatic (but always late) removal of my uterine lining. (gee when I put it like THAT....). Needless to say I skipped.

I could shave them in teh shower tonight buuuuut
A) My last razor is JUST sharp enough to tackle armpits-groin, not quite up to the task of my legs. and
B) I do NOT ahve the balence to shave them in teh shower standing. There I said it. I am a freaking clutz when it comes to anythign not JUST STANDING ona slippery surface. (Like teh bathtub).

Well My rotten ROTTEN toddler is BITING MY CAT so i have to get off the computer and BEAT HIM. (metaphorically)

Must go chase somebudy out of teh cat food.

2008



1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Ummm? Stayed at the Wandelyn in Amherst.
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Lets say no to teh first and the second I will make teh usual ones, lose weight, eat better, do something good, etc and add be a better girlfriend and mother. LOL.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? A good friend did ;) (way to go Lacy)
4. Did anyone close to you die? Nope.
5. What countries did you visit? Canadaland
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008? MONEY
7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? No real new ones I don’t think.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Getting Samara into big kid school
9. What was your biggest failure? NO FUCKING CAR AGAIN.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Not really. The flu once. Some sore muscles from Wii boxing
11. What was the best thing you bought? Um? Christmas gifts probably... 2 pairs of gorgeous earrings.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? No ones. Everyone had their meltdowns.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Everyones!
14. Where did most of your money go? Crap. We’ll fix that this year with a good budget.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Family reunion at Iris’s
16. What song will always remind you of 2008? I don’t really listen to music like that... maybe don’t close your eyes. HAHA kev says thats our song. (cause hes a jerk)
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? I don’t know?b) thinner or fatter? THINNER by 5-7 lbs
c) richer or poorer? about the same
18. What do you wish you’d done more of? Being nicer
19. What do you wish you’d done less of? Spending money on crap we didn’t need and not buying things we did.
20. How did you spend Christmas? hommmme.
21. Did you fall in love in 2008? No, nothing new anyway
22. What was your favorite TV program? Oz I would say
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? No doubt. There is at least 1 person I didn’t mind last year that I recently decided was too annoying to be regarded anymore....
24. What was the best book you read? Im an idiot but it was a slow year for good books... parts of the twilight saga and dead by dawn.
25. What was your greatest musical discovery? The musical wicked
26. What did you want and get? The aliens boxset
27. What did you want and not get? A RINGGGGG :P (shitheads) and an alarm clock. I never ever get anything i want L
28. What was your favorite film of this year? I don’t know... was 30 days of night this year or last??? Really liked that... PS I love you (again this year or last?)
29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 23 and i cant remember so it couldn’t have been that exciting L
30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?better behaved children
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008? Whatever as usual
32. What kept you sane? Nothing at all. The possibility of unconditional love?
33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? That guy from ps i love you. LOL
34. What political issue stirred you the most? Sarah palin
35. Who did you miss? My buddy who was dumb and moved to springhill like an idiot.
36. Who was the best new person you met? Leon.
37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008. Have your own opinions and defined tehm!

Feeling Kinda Offensive

I dont offend people all that often, I am such a good person and all so I thought I would start some controvercy.

NORMAL PEOPLE READ BOOKS.

How's that?

Anyone who says they "dont read" are too lazy to hold the book upright and too unimaginative to lose themselves in a story.

Get reading jackasses.

Safe To Say

Coffee keeps me up at night.

I had such a hard time getting to sleep last night. Then extra early this mornign I was up. pluuuey. of course that meant that donavan was up extra early and was a little off. ugh. cranky kid for the day, just what ive always wanted.

I plan to dedicate today to launrdy first of all and secondly finding that stinking bankcard. I had a dream last night that the bank decided to revoke my over draft with my rent money in there leaving me with 150 toward rent instead of 650. See why I dont leave money in teh bank? Makes me paranoid.

It was freezing out here when I got up this mroning. (pretty lame statment but whatever...)

What else should I blog about?

I kind of feel like typing if only to avoid having to go get dressed when I still want to be in bed. oh, do i want to be in bed, what I wouldnt give to be in bed....

Word From The Underground

So my landlord juts called to say he was coming to town to get my neighbors rent and he could pick mine up and save me the trip. I told him The i didnt have it right now becuase I cant find my bankcard.

"Well you must have an untidy apartment then..."

ouch

yes.

Another post on my losing a shitty piece of stupid shitty shit.

Can find my bank card today friends.

Just thought id let everyone know.

All About The Good Intentions...

I always MEAN to write poinient (spelled funny of course), interesting, and funny blogs but by the time I get here I am too damned lazy. Right now I am having baby cuddles so it is freaking hard to type. But my little heathen doesnt have time for me anymore so I ahve to take them where I can get them. (I think he is only over here becasue A) he is nude, B) I am wearing his dad's new robe and most important c) the robe is soft on his nekked bum. (see how c makes it less odd? yeah me neither).

Is it so bad that I encourage nudity in my babies? I know I feel gross if I wear a maxi pad for a week, poor babies stuck in thick diapers constantly ;) Yes babies pee adn poop but by donavan's age its not like they do it constantly. And I have Samara to tell me when he goes. (She is all upo on teh hosuehold news).

Hard to believe it is 2009 already. I am still writing 1999 when I write the date. That is scary.

It is Friday, Kev is back to work tomorrow, Samara back to school Monday. Monday I ahve to get my ass up extra early, bundle both children adn walk her to school. Save me.

Lets end on a painful note.

Last week I was playing with donavan while he was relaxing on teh couch. He grabbed me by the back of my hair and pulled me down (I thought for kisses... Nope). He straightened the oehter hand and WHAP DROVE his fingers up MY NOSE. Talk about POURING blood. My eyes were watering my nose was gushing adn I was laughing from the agony of it. Dont try it at home...

Beat that for the horrible treatment you get at home. (If youre goign to step up to teh challenge though I think you should note that not even an hour after I got a phone call and instead of passing it to me or putting me on the ready, Kev threw teh phone in a funny way, making it land, end down, on my shin bone as i laid on teh couch. Mean. (Did you like my commas?)